1. "If you want to change the world, do it when you are a bachelor. After marriage, you can't even change a TV channel"
2. "Listening to a wife is like reading the terms and conditions of websites or disclaimers. You understand Nothing, still you agreed..."
3. "Chess is the only game in the world which reflects the true status of the husband. The poor King can take only one step at a time in any direction. While the mighty Queen can go whatever she likes and remove any opposition she meets until she meets another king. Lucky for him he usually is hiding behind and next to a strong defender.
5. Have a dream about the TV show you watched before bed and say any girl's name and you can be sure your wife will ask in the morning,"Who Is Alice".
6. I guarantee you will be speechless if your wife says, "My mother is coming for a visit, will three weeks be OK with you"?
7. The word casserole and the food in it should be made illegal on any Sunday.
8. Rule # 2 in the handbook for divorced men:
"Remain single all your life,and bring your children up the same way"
Rule # 11 is interesting
" if for any reason you can't get a divorce, Join the Navy.
NOTE:
The Sage was married in 1953 and is still married,and the father of seven children.