A Super Senior Man
Gotcha Joke
"This is the worst day of my life," I said. "I'm a complete failure. I was late to a meeting and my boss fired me and I only had a month left to retire. When I went to the parking lot, I found my car had been stolen and I don't have any insurance. I left my wallet in the cab. I took home. I found my wife in bed with the mailman... And then my dog bit me. So I came to this bar to work up the courage to put an end to it all. I buy a drink, I drop a capsule poison in and sit here watching it dissolve; and then you show up and drink the whole damn thing. But Hell, enough about me, how are you doing?"