At the session last week, the priest asked Giuseppe, who said he was approaching his 30th wedding anniversary, to take a few minutes and share some insight into how he had managed to stay married to the same woman all these years.
Giuseppe replied to the assembled husbands, 'Well, I've tried to treat her nice, spend the money on her, but best of all is, I took her to Italy for the 25th anniversary!'
The priest responded, 'Giuseppe, you are an amazing inspiration to all the husbands here! Please tell us what you are planning for your wife for your next anniversary?
Giuseppe proudly replied, "I think it will be time to go pick her up.
Shocked, the priest replied, "My Lord, you mean she has been in Italy all these years?"
He replied, "Sure Father, It was either that, or her mother was to come here and live with me. I should have listened when my uncle Giuseppe gave me advice when I was a teenager. "Remain Single, And Bring Your Kids Up The Same Way".
Speechless, the priest closed the meeting.